hello! it’s been a while so i’m here to reintroduce myself

i’m adhdbarnowl, or you can just call me owl.

if you know me on discord/twitter/irl pls don’t use my other name on here

i’ve been on the hellsite since like 2015ish(?) but lately i’ve been on a little tumblr hiatus until twitter has started withering away. so i’m back!

some of my main interests include:

• minecraft: hermitcraft, empires, traffic series
• tears of the kingdom, legend of zelda in general
• inside job
• the last of us
• owls!

and probably some more stuff i’m forgetting about.

i will always tag nsfw (i am not a super nsfw blog tho dw) feel free to interact! i’m pretty friendly just please don’t be rude!

DNI: Terfs, bigots of any kind; minors please do not follow me.

jethroq:

cadmium-free:

cadmium-free:

cadmium-free:

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if you’ve ever thought i’m standoffish, politely distant, or generally hard to befriend, know in your heart that i’m exactly the same in real life. my neighbours just showed up at my door drunk on Canada Day celebrations and told me how desperate they’ve been to meet me for the past few months and then tried to fix the water pump in my basement

one of the neighbours returned today with heavy machinery and gravel and fixed my driveway. i feel like a feral animal they’re trying to coax with little treats

they’ve told me the gossip which is that a few years back a 70 yr old man collapsed the bridge at the end of my road by driving his tractor over it, lost his tractor in the river, climbed back up the cliff unscathed, walked an hour home, and then the whole road fell into disrepair and all the campgrounds closed and the once popular waterfall down the road became obscure and secret. so like, be the change you want to see in the world. collapse a bridge to chase out the tourists. also you can lose widespread knowledge in under 10 years if one old man collapses a bridge

also i met this bridge collapsing old man on a walk a few months ago and he said to me “you should check out the river at the end of the road, there’s a tractor in it!” like he wasn’t the one who put it there

theivorybilledwoodpecker:

This Thanksgiving, Joe Biden will pardon two turkeys, according to tradition. However, he will not call for a ceasefire.

Let that sink in. He will spare the lives of two birds, but he will not spare the lives of millions of people.

On a holiday that has its origins in the genocide of indigenous people, he will spare two birds and continue to fund another Trail of Tears.

Please continue contacting your reps.

(No, don’t tell me he’s the lesser evil.)

rabbitindisguise:

anarchy-of-spheres:

mirrepp:

heller-castiel:

heller-castiel:

my favorite thing about this post is all the people who chose to use the default icon defending themselves in the notes like no stop it just put a picture up

Loving this energy

*wipes tear* they learn tumblr culture so fast … the spite … the malicious compliance of it all … I’m so proud

kbishop:

#I hope they feel like Italian today

mintmatcha:

Job Title: ENTRY LEVEL TECHNICIAN FOR DUM-DUMS. JOB FOR STUPID FUCKING BITCHES

Requirements: Masters Degree in Engineering (PhD Preferred), TEM, SAED, FUCKYOURSELF and EDX, Flexible work hours, Type O- blood, Five Years Experience

Compensation: $15.00 an hour

hiveswap:

galactic-mystics-writes:

hiveswap:

hiveswap:

“Old friend” is a gayass thing to call someone

Old friend (derogatory(sexual intent))

“Old friend” (we were friends once.)

“Old friend” (maybe even lovers once)

“Old friend” (you say it so softly with too much knowing in your voice.)

“Old friend” (who left first? I dont remember now)

“Old friend” (the only thing i do remember)

“Old friend” (is that love doesnt really die)

“Old friend” (but it does rot)

Woah hi hello

authenticwhoop:

femboy-expert:

rottingelysium:

If a boykisser kisses a girl does he become a bikisser or cease to exist

Must a musician not paint?

Must a swimmer not run?

Wasn’t lying when he said expert damn

roskvawinther:

homofobe:

lostinhistorypics:

Marlene Dietrich is detained at a train station in Paris in 1933 for violating the ban on women wearing trousers.

As with all german actors in the 30’s, you always gotta check the World War II section of their Wikipedia page. Well im happy to report that Marlene Dietrich was in open opposition to the Nazi regime, and in 1937 donated her entire salary for a film (over 9 million dollars in todays money) to helping Jewish refugees :)

froggiethelesbian:

How we feeling this Tumbler Putin-Destiel-election anniversary?